The last time this series was updated was nearly a month ago, so if you forgot what has happened so far, Barack Obama and John McCain have been duking it out for a while. And in the last issue of this (The BEATDOWN Continues) Barack Obama took John McCain's wallet. So what will happen now? I caught up with John. He doesn't look so good....
John: I AM SO ANGRY!!!
Sonicboom59: I can see........
John: HE SPEWED WHISKEY ON ME AND THEN THREW A MATCH AT ME!!!!!!
Sonicboom59: Ouch! That's gotta hurt!!!!!
John: You BET it does!!!! scream
Sonicboom59: So it looks like you haven't been having fun since Hillary Clinton and I wanted you to fight Barack..... Maybe you two should just go back to your campaigns... I mean the election is coming right around the corner.
John: Well, I have to humiliate him so people won't want him as president!
Sonicboom59: What about a "A good clean run"????
John: Well THIS run is about to get dirty!!!
Sonicboom59: -Sigh- I guess I'll keep following you around.... I just want to get this over with!!!!
John: Do you remember when I was Super Republican?
Sonicboom59: Yeah.
John: Well, I am going to have to be SUPER REPUBLICAN STAGE TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sonicboom59: Woah....
John: Arrrgh! Imma Pirate!!! pirate pirate
So what will happen with John McCain's new-found Super Republican powers? Find out in the next part of Election 08 BEATDOWN!!!!
