Why did you give roaches WINGS!?
As if they weren't bad enough, being all HUGE and whatnot.
No, they have to be able to FLY, too! D:<
And now there's one of those little mutant roaches hiding under my bed.
Well, I'm not going to be sleeping tonight.
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Wait, scratch that.
He just faced the wrath of Mr. Flip Flop. He's dead now.
Now I don't have to worry about that thing coming after me in my sleep.
He flew at my face. FLEW at it, dammit! D;
God, that was scary. I hate roaches!
It could have been a huge spider, and I would have been fine.
