
Me and Jubo drinkin at Jawaii, just because we can, and he got drunk and said there was alady over my head.....wierdo

...................tell me that you don't want that for christmas, this is me at Toy factory in somewhere that resembles the northpole....very well stare

Yes.....i got my a** beat by some presents, some gnomes and yea that's the nut cracker, but he has a gun so it wasn't in my favor to try and crack nuts in his mouth this time

Lonely....oh so lonely......i have nobody......for MY OWWWWWNNNNNNNN

a good reporter will get the scoop from anywhere.....even if it means getting ******** over by the knight of abyss or other wise known at abysmal knight or AK

that minotaur snuck up on me, as big as his a** is he snuck up on me and gave it to me with that big a** hammer of zeus

i really wanted to interview AK and if you look carefully you'll see me behind his horse's hoof bleeding and crying

*gorillaz -Feel good inc- plays in the background*

this is the last time i ask for directions, they got the family together and killed me in a corner.....wasn't that nice of them