Sonicboom59: Hello, Hillary.
Hillary: Good day, Sonicboom59. I am an avid reader of your journal.
Sonicboom59: Thanks. Now, are you ready to judge the first offcial ELECTION 08 BEATDOWN?
Hillary: Well, as the young people would say "BRING IT ON!!!!!"
Sonicboom59: Alright then! Let's bring in our two contestants. In this corner, BARACK OBAMA!!!!!!!!!!!
Sonicboom59: Oh.. I see that you have come armed.
Barack: Yes. I talked to John and he said he would bring a weapon as well.
Sonicboom59: Okay, then.
Hillary: And in this corner it is JOHN MCCAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hillary: So, John... You chose a......... flamingo....... neutral
John: Yeah! I'm ready to fight you Obama!
Barack: Bring it, tubby!!!
Sonicboom59: Oh! Thats gotta hurt!
Hillary: OMG!!!!
Barack: Alright, John!!! It's time to end this!!! You're going down! I am setting fire to this hole place!!!
Hillary: WTF!! What's wrong with you???
Sonicboom59: We gotta get outta here!!!!!!!
John: Sonicboom59 and Hillary already escaped! What about me! I'm too old to run!
Barack: Bye, McCain! Now it's time for me to escape just like if I was some punk kid in a movie!
KABOOM!!!!!!!!!
Hillary: Barack! You killed John McCain and destroyed Sonicboom59's studio!
Sonicboom59: You're out of your mind!!!!
Barack: Well, that may be, but now I'm a shoe-in for the election!
Hillary: Hey! Get back here!
Sonicboom59: I hope that John got out okay.......
Hillary: I think I can see him......... surprised
John: RAHHH!!!!!!! I AM SUPER REPUBLICAN!!!!!!!!!!
Hillary: AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sonicboom59: Hey! She ran off! I don't think I'll be seeing her again..... rolleyes Well, I guess I have to deal with him myself!!!! BRING IT ON, MCCAIN!!!!!!
John: PEOPLE UNDER THE AGE OF 129 SCARE ME!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Sonicboom59: Well, that was easy! I hope you enjoyed me issue of the big battle of repuplican V.S. democrat and will join me next time!
