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[19:16] * !Shay godmods and crushes tak
[19:16] <+VonVix> o. o
[19:16] <+Yuufa> XD seriously it does feel like everyday some months
[19:16] <+Takalis> You cant kill me, I'm jesus. I'll just be back in 3 days anyway
[19:16] <!Shay> >:3
[19:17] <!Shay> THAT'S THREE DAYS I DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT YOU!
[19:17] <!Shay> kekekeke
[19:17] <+insomamnesiac> what if he just keeps killing you every 3 days D=
[19:17] <+Takalis> haha, But i'm Jesus, I'm always there for you
[19:17] <+Laru> o.o
[19:17] <+Takalis> nope, after the 3rd day i'm a ghost
[19:17] <!Shay> I'm God, I'm your Father... now DIE!
[19:17] <+Takalis> muahahaha
[19:17] * +Yuufa becomes Mary
[19:17] * !Shay smites
[19:17] <+Takalis> Oh, not again
[19:17] <+Yuufa> Jesus, I brought you into the world.
[19:17] <+Yuufa> I can take you out of it
[19:17] <+Yuufa> D:
[19:17] <!Shay> LOL!
[19:18] <+Takalis> Yuufa's a whore now?
[19:18] <+Takalis> hey matt! she's all yours!
[19:18] <+Yuufa> XD
[19:18] * !mattmagician hugs Yuufa
[19:18] <!mattmagician> MINE
[19:18] <+Yuufa> Nothing with with being a whore.
[19:18] <+Yuufa> it pays the bills
[19:18] <+Yuufa> *nothing wrong
[19:18] <+Takalis> only if you pay her enough
[19:18] <+Yuufa> 100 dollars.
[19:18] <+Yuufa> every hour.
[19:18] <+Yuufa> smile
[19:18] <!mattmagician> Yuufa, I'll give you 4
[19:18] <+Coyote> More than I make in a week Yuufa

[19:19] <+Yuufa> seriously, i'm sick of all the cheap hos.
[19:19] <+Yuufa> they need to be high roller hoes like me.
[19:19] <+Takalis> true, nothing wrong aside from you always look like you've been riding a horse even though you havent
[19:19] <+Takalis> xDDD
[19:19] <+Yuufa> XDDDD
[19:19] <!Shay> lol
[19:20] * +insomamnesiac goes to wash her hair
[19:20] <+BunnyCakes[MB]> And after a few hundred customers it's lile throwing a beanie weenie down a hallway.
[19:20] <+Yuufa> XD
[19:20] <!Shay> LOL!
[19:20] <%Cynic> what did I walk in on D:
[19:20] * !Shay imagines that convo
[19:20] <!Shay> fjdkasl;fjdkl;sa
[19:21] <+Yuufa> i'm sure there is surgery to tighten.
[19:21] <+Yuufa> biggrin
[19:21] * !Shay imagines that mental picture of a beanie weenie flying down a hallway
[19:21] <+BunnyCakes[MB]> Actually you cantighten yourself with a certain excercise. >.>
[19:21] <+Takalis> it's easier to just stitch it up
[19:21] <+Yuufa> i can see it bouncing down the hallway
[19:21] <+VonVix> XD
[19:21] <+Yuufa> and then ending up at your brother';s door
[19:21] <+Yuufa> and he opens the door
[19:21] <!Shay> LOL
[19:21] <+Yuufa> and is all like "whaaat?"
[19:22] <+Yuufa> and then he kciks it down the hallway
[19:22] <+Yuufa> down the stairs
[19:22] <+Yuufa> and a dog picks it up
[19:22] <+Yuufa> and it ends up 2 states away.
[19:22] <+Yuufa> biggrin
[19:22] <+Takalis> and why is your brother in your v****a....and now your dog?
[19:22] <!Shay> lol
[19:22] <+BunnyCakes[MB]> And staurs?
[19:22] <!Shay> cuz it's just that damn big
[19:22] <+BunnyCakes[MB]> stairs^
[19:23] <+Takalis> to where's the theater?
[19:23] <+Takalis> *so
[19:23] <+Yuufa> for the exact same reason dane cook's dad has a wizard ontop of a mountain top
[19:23] <!Shay> tak, down the hall to the right
[19:23] <+Yuufa> LOL
[19:23] <+Laru> XD
[19:23] <+Yuufa> omg
[19:23] <+Coyote> Actually, you can use a special oil to make it pucker, butit onlu lasts a few hours (;>_> wink
[19:23] <+Takalis> oh, right next to the wrinkles ovaries?
[19:23] * +Coyote knows a lot of old whores
[19:23] <!Shay> yep
[19:23] <+Takalis> ok
[19:23] <+Yuufa> we;re talking about my v****a. XDD
[19:23] <+Yuufa> and that's bad.
[19:24] <+Yuufa> XDD
[19:24] <!Shay> consessions are on the left, right near the entrance

[19:24] <+BunnyCakes[MB]> i know an ecercise that can help you return to vigin tight.
[19:24] <+Yuufa> Shay
[19:24] <+BunnyCakes[MB]> virgin^
[19:24] <+Yuufa> let's talk about yours
[19:24] <!Shay> okies
[19:24] <+Yuufa> XDD
[19:24] <!Shay> :3
[19:24] <+Takalis> i dont think it's as big as yours though
[19:24] <+Yuufa> it's huge
[19:24] <+Yuufa> his has an arena in it
[19:24] <+Takalis> he's only has a bowling alley while your's has a movie theater
[19:24] <+Yuufa> i just have the theatre
[19:24] <+Yuufa> he has like
[19:24] <+Yuufa> madison square garden
[19:25] <!Shay> YAY
[19:25] <+BunnyCakes[MB]> damn i can't type today.
[19:25] <+Laru> thought yuufa's had two states? o.o;
[19:25] <!Shay> I can host baseball games in my Vajayjay!
[19:25] <+Takalis> um....no...that's in NYC, do you need a map?
[19:25] <+Yuufa> so?
[19:25] <+Yuufa> there can be a duplicate
[19:25] <+Yuufa> it's so big they can remodel in there
[19:25] <+Yuufa> <333
[19:25] <+Takalis> but yea, Laru's right. you're covered two states
[19:25] <+Takalis> xD
[19:25] <+Takalis> *hours
[19:25] <+Yuufa> and yeah i migth need that map
[19:25] <+Takalis> *yours
[19:25] <+Yuufa> i need to know where that beanie weenie went.
[19:25] <!Shay> lol
[19:26] <+BunnyCakes[MB]> Someone ate it yuufa.
[19:26] <+Yuufa> awww
[19:26] <+Takalis> and this is why I love virgins. I get to boldy go where no one has gone before biggrin
[19:26] <!Shay> oh s**t
[19:26] <!Shay> this is totally going in my journal
[19:26] <+Takalis> xDDD
[19:26] <+Yuufa> XDD