I just adopted an orphan!!! whee -squee- His name is Tom, and he's so cute!
Me: *pinches cheeks* YES HE IS!!!
Tom: Ow, mommy, that hurts!
Me: Sorry Tom-kun!
I'm saving up to buy Sunako (a different orphan), and I'm almost there! YAY!
Kisame: Woah, Konan, who's this? *points at Tom*
Me: Our son!
Kisame: eek W-what? O-our SON?
Me: Yup!
Kisame: I didn't mean to!
Tom: ??
Me: What! Kisame-kun, I adopted him, stupid!
Kisame: Oh! Sorry! So, he's our kid?
Me: Yeah, and there's another on the way!
Kisame: W-wh-wha? *faints*
Tom: Mommy, why is daddy on the ground?
Me: That's called fainting, Tommy. You go play, and I'll get daddy to bed.
LOL I thought that was funny!
![]() Konan the Akatsuki Community Member ![]() |
|