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It's not that I'm antisocial, I'm just not friendly.
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish; the wicked sometimes rest.
Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself.
Never mess up an apology with an excuse.
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.
The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.
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A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
Life is the process of losing our illusions, until we finally lose the illusion that we are alive.
Go now, or forever hold your pee.
I can resist everything except temptation.
I'm not paranoid! Which one of my enemies told you that?
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
Well aren't you a waste of two billion years of evolution.
The difference between fiction and reality: Fiction has to make sense.
My field hockey mom can beat up your soccer mom.
 fellofetalfriends · Tue Aug 12, 2008 @ 12:59am · 0 Comments |
