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crak-fic!!!!!!

-In Naruto's prison cell-
Naruto: -Cowering in fear- "They're evil... THEY'RE EVIL... Make it stop... Make it stop..."
Sasuke: -Busts through the wall- "HELLO MY LOVE!"
Naruto: -Weakly- "Hello..."
Sasuke: "Oh Naruto why- Wait... did you just acknowledge me?"
Naruto: "It won't stop... It... JUST. WON'T. STOP..." -Cries-
Sasuke: "Oh my poor baby! Don't worry I'll rescue y- WHAT THE EFF ARE THEY DOING HERE?!" -Points at Suigetsu and Karin-
Suigetsu: "YAY! IT'S THE TOOTH FAIRY!"
Karin: "OH BOY! LET'S HIDE THE EGGS!"
Sasuke: "HOW THE HELL DID YOU TWO ESCAPE?!"
Karin: "Can we have chocolate now?! PWEASE?!"
Naruto: "Makeitstopmakeitstopmakeitstopmakeitstop makeitstopmakeitstopmakeitstopmakeitstop..."
Sasuke: -Grab Suigetsu and Karin by the ears- "Come on you two. You're both going back to the Happy Place."
Karin: "YAY! MORE ELECTROSHOCKS!!!"
Suigetsu: "I CALL FIRSTSIES!"
Karin: "Aww... Man! Fine... Then I get firstsies on the leeches!"
Sasuke: -Disappears with Suigetsu and Karin-
Naruto: "I-it's over...? IT'S OVER!!! OH THANK GAWD IT'S OVER!!!" -Crying tears of joy-

-Meanwhile, at the "Happy Home" Mental Institution-
Suigetsu: -In an electric chair- "BZZZZZZT!!!! YAY!!! AGAIN! AGAIN!"
Karin: -Covered in leeches- "AHAHAHAHA!!! One just bit me in my special place!"
Suigetsu: "Look at me! I'm African American!" -Bashes his own head in with a nightstick-
Suigetsu: "OOOHH! CANDY!" -Takes a bunch of pills- "WHEEE!" -Runs around naked and foaming at the mouth-
Karin: -Also running around naked- "I DON'T WANNA GET A BATH MISTER! THAT'S WHERE'S THE EVIL DUCKY AND THE GIANT ONE-EYED SNAKE LIVE!"
Random Orderly: -Hiding behind the medicine counter- "WHAT THE HELL KINDA SCREWED UP MENTAL ILLNESS DO THESE KIDS HAVE?!"
Random Doctor: -Also hiding behind the medicine counter- "Funny you should ask. We have no idea. But we're thinking of calling it Iychikt's Disease. Short for ‘If your children have it, kill them.’ That or BSS."
Random Orderly: "What's that one short for?"
Random Doctor: "Britney Spears Syndrome."



XD no i did not write it, so back off. xD but hey, its funny so who gives a damn!