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Had a bad night? Does nothing seem to go your way? The police didn't pull you over last night because you were driving on the sidewalk, we can tell you that, it is a known fact from unknown, unsupported logics that the government reads the minds of each individual and manipulate them to their will. Which is not cool at all. But we're on your side! Give whoever's reading your mind a big ol' middle finger with our latest technological advancement! The tinfoil hat![/align]
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Had a bad night? Does nothing seem to go your way? The police didn't pull you over last night because you were driving on the sidewalk, we can tell you that, it is a known fact from unknown, unsupported logics that the government reads the minds of each individual and manipulate them to their will. Which is not cool at all. But we're on your side! Give whoever's reading your mind a big ol' middle finger with our latest technological advancement! The tinfoil hat![/align]
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