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Dearest all who gather here to celebrate the ceremony Joining Leyla R. Cohen and Jesse L. Phillips... KIDDING!!! Yeah, no. At the moment, I have exactly 1 crush, 1 ex, 0 boyfriends, 0 husbands and 0 ex-husbands. Being un-married is the best! (While I still am under 26 years old, that is.) Abstinence rocks, too. But, now that I have your attention, there is something I would like to share with you.
Okay, well today... Sunday the Twentieth of July, Two thousand and eight, is... well... It's hard to tell you, but I have to now that you're in so deep... wow that sounded wrong, but you know what I mean... okay... here it goes, I'm going to tell you... (breathes deeply, then whispers): I... I... TODAY IS SUNDAY! Whew, I am glad to have THAT off my chest. Okay, see you in the near FUTURE... p.s. Turner- we cannot sing christian music on a show run by Simon Cowell and Peirs Morgan. Goodbye!
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