Funny pick-up lines or sayings stole from hippo~ so i can use them later on cody :]
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to?
I wish you were a screen door..... [Why?] So I can slam you all day long!
Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat.
Stand still so I can pick you up!
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
You touch his shirt and ask, "Is this cotton?" Wait for response. Then touch down in the crotch area and say, "Oh, this must be felt."
I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't c** in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
Life is like a d**k. When it gets hard, "******** it".
Hey baby, I'll ******** you so well the NEIGHBORS will be having a cigarette when we're done.
