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Stupid Instructions
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through
stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap -- Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be?)
On some Swanson frozen dinners -- Serving sug gestion: Defrost.
(But it's just a suggestion.)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- Do not turn upside
down.
(Well ... duh, a bit late, huh!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- Product will be hot after heating.
(And you thought?)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't this save me time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- Do not drive a car or operate
machiner after taking this medication.
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid -- Warning: May cause drowsiness.
(I'm taking this because?)
On most brands of Christmas lights -- For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to what?)
On a Japanese food processor -- Not to be used for the other use.
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts -- Warning: contains nuts.
(Talk about a news flash!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- Instructions : Open packet,
eat nuts.
(Step 3: say what?)
On a child's Superman costume -- Wearing of this garment does not
enable you to fly.
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
Now that you've smiled at le ast once, it's your turn to spread the
stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even
chuckle).
 Baby Snow Leopard · Sun Jul 06, 2008 @ 02:27am · 0 Comments |
