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	Orientation
	Orientation


Oooooriiiienttaaaaation! Whee. I have a big funky entry about it on my website: http://www.amorix.net/efreit I know I've advertised my site here before, but I just felt like doing it again. GO THERE! xD And comment there! Because Bob wants commnets! -Stephanee BAjANA N!NJA. · Thu Aug 25, 2005 @ 06:36pm · 1 Comments


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	OMGGGGG!!!! Orientation was gayer then the time all of the boys in Fremont got into a giant pile and had sex with each other! :gonk: :gonk: :gonk: DAMNIT I KNEW NO ONE THERE, but I left my curse-ded-ness on a st load of people that I bugged whilst I awaited having my soul sucked out into the knowledge of hard-cover, leather-spiffy-ish BOOKS!!! T_T T_T T_T I was all, you know, like moving my mouth and crap came out, "If I like committed a muuuurdddeeeerrr and you were like there to sseeeeee it, would you liiiikkeee testify against meeeehhhh?!?!?" :shock: :shock: :shock: And the random children in line were all like, "Ho'myGOD! Can we like buy some crack from you pleaseee....." Then, yes, there is a then, because I can type four letters that blow your **** minds into mind-blowing-stuffs, that make like you head explode, like in the movie where everyone's heads all explode because they say words... :whee: :whee: :whee: Yeah, so then when I got first in line, I turned around and was all, "Yesh, yesh, I know! You've all waited hours in line to see me! Yeah, I know, I'm cursed with the gift of being popular! Sigh... Fine I'll sign some bloody autographs!" ...And for once... No one said anything to me about crack buying, pimp riding, or license and registration! :3nod: Ooh, but I do have a few hundred scars from where I was tragically wounded by knowledge-filled books! :gonk: :gonk: :gonk: After that I saw the school collapse! Or like a whole bunch of boards fall down from the roof, and I had to use my cool skills to narrowly avoid them! :shock: Good thing I watched Indian Jones the night I was supposed to be sleeping, so I wouldn't be all bitchy before orientations and bug Tiffy 'n stuffs in her journal! :3nod: :3nod: :3nod: IT ISN'T CALLED bh-Y-NESS! It's called Jour...nal....is...T!!!!!! :gonk: :gonk: :gonk: And then I tried to use my psychic-tele-phone-knesis skills to call Chang and tell her to GIVE ME BACK MY ***** PHONE!!!! God dammit! She didn't even use it to do evil thinggsss! Like call China and like talk for hours and hours and hours until I got a fat-a phone bill almost as big as CHANG'S ****** GOOD-MORAL-NON-PHONE-WASTER-THINGY!!!!! Wait! Stop the Ash-A-Lai-babbling, wait, no, you can't stop this, so screw you all! I JUST NOTICED I HAVE LIKE FOUR **** CATS!!! And I never do anything useful with them... Cat's always land on there feet, right?! And bread always lands face up, riggghttt?! Sooo... If you tie two cats together, then nail a bunch of bread to them... and hurl them off of a building, which one land's on their feet?!??! :whee: :whee: :whee: Offline Tea Party Crasher** · Community Member · Sun Aug 28, 2005 @ 10:22am

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