Me: Mom! Mom! Lookit!!
Mom: What Linds? I'm working. ( She was doing iep's for the kids in her class for summer school or something like that...)
Me: I can do this weird trick with my toungue!! WANNA SEE?!
Mom:Uh huh.
Me:...You're not listening, are you?
Mom: Linds!! I'm busy! Can't it wait?!
Me:...I'm pregnant.
Mom: Cut it out, I'm working!
Me: I HAD UNDERAGE SEX WITH A BOY IN MY CLASS!
Mom: What?? And no, you didn't.
Me: How'd you know?
Mom: Because I know you.
Me: Do you, now?
Mom: Lindsay, clean your room and don't be fresh.
Me: FRESH AS A POPPED CHERRY?!
Mom: LINDSAY MARIE!
Me: What? Oh mother! Get your mind out of the gutter~!
Mom:Go to your room.
Me: Don'tcha think I'm a bit old for that?
Mom: No computer?
Me: ...You monster.
Mom: Thats what I thought. Now go clean your room.
Me: Fine...*grumble grumble*
No lie here, this is a convo we had over the internet. Yes, we converse over the internet if I'm or she is too lazy to actually speak face to face to eachother.
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