Please pass the green gravy.
#5 heart There once was an unfortunate man named Locke, he was unfortunate because he was stuck in an elevator with a guy he kind of hated. The feeling was pretty much mutual, as Ben didn't like him much either.
Or so Locke thought. Locke turned to Ben and asked him how far down the elevator went, Ben's simple reply was "deep".
Minutes past in silence. Then from out of nowhere "Wanna' make-out?"
Lock looked at Ben stunned. "What?" That was probibally the last thing Locke had expected Ben to say to him. Ever.
Just then a little bell went off somewhere and they stepped out of the elevator.
Ben seemed content to pretend he hadn't said anything weird, so Locke went along with it.
