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I hate these but they're too funny! rofl rofl rofl

Yo mamma is so fat, when God said let there be light, he was asking her to move over!

Yo mamma is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches the couch!

Yo mamma is so hairy, the only language she speaks is WOOKIE! Oerrrwaaa!

Yo mamma is so ugly, she makes onions cry!

Yo mamma is so fat, when she turns a corner, the police give her a ticket for not putting on her blinker!

Yo mamma is so fat, to baptize her they needed to use the Pacific Ocean!

Yo mamma is so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it never came back!

Yo mamma is such a sloppy old drunk, I mistook her for David Hasslehoff!

Yo mamma is such a queer, I mistook her for Tom Cruise!

Yo mamma is so fat, when she hauls a**, she has to take two trips!

Yo mamma is so ugly, when she went to the beauty shop, it took two hours to get a estimate!

Yo mamma is so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, 'ONLY ONE PERSON AT A TIME'!

Yo mamma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch sixty minutes!

Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to organize M&M's alphabetically!

Yo mamma is so stupid she took a spoon to the Superbowl!

Yo mamma is so stupid, she jumped out a window and went up!

Yo mamma is so fat when she went floatin' in the ocean, Spain claimed her for the new world!

Yo mamma is so fat she's got her own area code!

Yo mamma is so fat, Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

Yo mamma is so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook!

Yo mamma is so fat, she influences the tides!

Yo mamma is so fat, her college graduation picture was taken from the air!

Yo mamma is so fat, she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles!

Yo mamma is so ugly, when she was born, the doctor turned around and slapped her mother!

Yo mamma is so ugly, they pay her to put her clothes ON in strip clubs!

Yo mamma is so ugly, when she tried to take a bath, the water jumped out!

Yo mamma is so ugly, yo dad takes her to work so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye!

Yo mamma is so fat even the Byakugan can't see through her!
AWWWW DAMMMMMN!!