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I dunno if I'm actually allowed to post these lyrics on here cos it might count as theft of coyright or something like that but here's some BFS lyrics. (These are the ones that I find hilarious but everyone else just gives me the you-are-bonkers-please-get-lost stare.

domokun Woke up today, in a van, traded my pillow for a m---- lite can and in two more days I loose the guitar that I hawked. Slurped down a beer, then one more, twelve ounces later, I was outside your door and the pebble I threw was probably more like a rock exclaim

Then I fell, skinned my knee, broke my glasses, got stung by a bee (ouchieful). I lost my wallet and my car keys too and to make matters worse I'm coming down with the flu. Somebody get my Mom 'cause I think something's broken again, and I don't wanna be just friends. I said, "Thanks for the ride, I'll just limp back inside 'cause I don't want you to see me cry. crying I just want my Mom. Somebody get my Mom. I just want my Mom. Get my Mom."

Authorities came, I guess I was gone. The next thing you know, I'm passed out on the lawn and boy, did I wake up fast with a rottweiler's tounge in my mouth!!! I wrote you a note, but the note got soaked when I went deep sea fishing and I fell out of the boat and got caught on the trout line, and wasn't found for three days mrgreen

(CHORUS)

M-O-M-M-Y, she makes me cobbler 'cause I hate pie. She coached baseball when we needed her, we lost every game but to her came in first. And I'm so glad that she met my Dad, I wouldn't be here if she never had - LET'S GOOOO!

I guess this is it. The end of the song. Just my luck, nobody sang along. I guess I'll put this guitar down, and take the mongoose back home!!

(CHORUS) M-O-M-M-Y *guitar thingy* -end-

All copyright to Bowling For Soup Somebody Get My Mom on the Hangover you don't deserve album.