What would happen if you put butter toast butter side up on a cat and dropped it?
Logic:
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: cuz it wanted to see the cat fly
My explanation:
The cat was flying because our friend Alex taped butter toast with the butter side up on a cat's back to see if the cat would land on the buttered side or on the cat's feet. He dropped the cat and time stopped. The cat ate the bread and grew wings and flew away. Thats when the chicken crossing the road saw the cat. The toast ate the cat. The gymnast didn't sick her landing because she had butter on her back. When she didn't stick her landing she opened up a dimension sucking in the toast who ate the cat with the wings along with the gymnast. The chicken who crossed the road to see the cat fly got ran over by the construction truck with Monty on the back of it. The truck who ran over the chicken drove by the dumb blond who spread butter toast on her back and jumped out the crashing plane's window to land on the concrete but she didn't land on the concrete she landed in the black hole that lead to the dimension with the toast that ate the cat with the wings that the chicken crossed the road to see. This dimension ended up being in the oven which the three guys were making mead loaf. The oven exploded with the dimension pouring out in the kitchen. The meat loaf seemed to had exploded with the dimension inside it. Confused yet?
We decided to use the question, "why did the chicken crossed the road" because it made more sense......i guess. xD
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