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I am so excited! Only two more weeks until I get my braces off for good! I've had these freaking things ever since I was in the third grade. That's seven years. I'm sick of them. So today I went to get impressions taken and other crap. So in two weeks, the retainer will be ready. Yay!

Blonde joke of the day:

There were three construction workers sitting on a high beam when the captain called a lunch break. The Irish man opened his lnch box and saw a corned beef sandwich and stewed cabbage. He shook his head saying "If my wife packs me just ONE more corned beef sandwich with cabbage, I will throw myself off of this beam."

The Hispanic man opened up his lunch box and said, "If I get a bean burrito with Spanish rice just one more time, I will throw myself off of this beam!"

The blond Average-Joe American man opened up his lunch and shook his head saying, "If I get a bologna sandwich with potato chips just one more time, I will throw myself off of this beam!"

The next day, all three men had the exact same lunch as yesterday, so they all threw themselves off of the beam.

Their wives had a triple funeral for them to save money. The Irish man's wife said, crying, "If I had known he was serios about the corned beef sandwich, I'd have never packed it..."

The Hispanic man's wife said the same thing. Both women looked at the blond American's wife and said, "Well?"

"Why are you looking at ME?" she asked, bewildered. "He packs his OWN lunch!"