Tommy and Patty were brother and sister. They hated each other.
Tommy put a poo & booger sandwich in Patty's lunch pail.
So Patty put glue on the toilet seat.
So Tommy told all of Patty's friends that she was a hermaphrodite.
So Patty told Tommy that mommy & daddy were killed in a horrible accident.
So Tommy baked Mittens at 350 degrees, to a light golden brown.
So Patty put a rake through Tommy's skull while he was watching Saturday morning cartoons.
and patty was an only child.
-The End.
by Angus Oblong.
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