I love these guys so much.

"Ice cold logic."

"I don't know why I bother sometimes."

"But I don't want to be happy. I want a new typewriter!"

"I have the order, the method, and the psychology. There, I admit it. I am the best. I am Hercule Poirot."
Small, obsessive compulsive Belgian detectives are love. Especially when they have silly mustaches. N'est-ce pas?