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Jeffy, The My Little Pony Story pt. 2

Today, Jeffy is learning to fly. She failed a couple times, but got the hang of it. But then that little s**t swooped down at me and bit my nose off. I felt like Michael Jackson! I picked up a rock and nailed her in the head. She fell and that fat b***h landed on me. So I pushed her off me, and she fell off a cliff. But just my luck, she flew back up and kicked me in the head. When she tried to fly away, I jumped on her back. I held on tight as she has not yet noticed me. All of a sudden, she goes into a barrel roll. I lost my grip and fell. I landed on Ms. Morgan, her fat a** fortunately broke my fall. I got up, then i found her car. I ran her over a couple of times, put her in the trunk, and pushed her off a cliff. But Jeffy caught the car and carried it back up. So i put her in the trunk with Morgan and blew up the gas tank...to be continued...(what will happen to Jeffy? Tune in next time to find out!!!)