I have to wonder where my dad gets half the things he emails to me. XD
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During his sermon one Sunday,
the local preacher told his congregation the entire range of human experience
could be found in the Holy Bible.
He confidently stated,
"If anything can happen to humans, it is described somewhere in the Holy Bible."
After the service, a woman came up to the preacher and said,
"Reverend, I don't think the Holy Bible mentions anything about PMS."
The preacher told the woman he was certain he could find a
reference to PMS somewhere in scripture.
During the following week, he searched diligently,
book-by-book, chapter-by-chapter and verse-by-verse.
On the following Sunday, the woman came up to him and asked,
"Did you find any references to PMS in the Bible?"
The preacher smiled, opened his Bible and began to read...
"and Mary rode Joseph's a** all the way to Bethlehem."
