funny quotes in awesome text:
Sure God created man before woman, but then again you always make a rough draft before creating the final masterpiece.
When I read about the evils of drinking coffee, I gave up reading.
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so waste your time and have the time of your life!
Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls. -.-
Sure God created man before woman, but then again you always make a rough draft before creating the final masterpiece.
When I read about the evils of drinking coffee, I gave up reading.
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so waste your time and have the time of your life!
Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls. -.-
