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<u>Rubber Gloves</u>

Next time you use a pair of rubber
gloves, you're going to smile when you
think of this:



A dentist noticed that his next
patient,
a little old lady, was nervous so he
decided to tell her a little joke as he
put on his gloves.



'Do you know how they make these
gloves?' he asked.
'No, I don't,' she replied.



'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building
in Canada with a big tank of latex and
workers of all hand sizes walk up to
the
tank, dip in their hands, let hem dry,
then peel off the gloves and throw them
into boxes of the right size.'



She didn't crack a smile.
'Oh, well. I tried,' he thought.



But five minutes later, during a
delicate portion of the procedure, she
burst out laughing.



'What's so funny?' he asked
'I was just envisioning how condoms are
made!'



Gotta watch those little old ladies!
Their minds are always working!