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**I hate the wrinkles that protrude over my spleen.

**When we spit black vomit peanuts, there is lots of esoteric ruckus that caused Jesus' heart to explode all over Cher's face, and he sang graciously with Sonny's acapella.

**Brian Newman has hairy dog pustules all around his vaginal a**s!!

**Cow's Udder disappointment lead to the murder of Alec Baldwin's pet bananaspider.

**Satan crawled through slimy trenches to lick Hitler's a**-cot, but he failed to reach his new heights compared to his parents.

**Cracker and Banana set lively traps beneath well-lit domes in New Jersy back-alleys with crowbar pestelince, swinging vines around cowlicks caused by freakishly large dolphin's playing Shaft.

**Fat creatures who devour concubines deviously without any desire for lovin corpse hair below the pubic bone, but chinchillas lick astro-turf covered lemurs while cutting off phonelines during erotic testicular conversations.