Pick the month you you were born
1 (Jan) - I needed
2 (Feb) - I cuddled with
3 (Mar) - I ran naked with
4 (Apr) - I ran shirtless with
5 (May) - I smoked with
6 (June)- I jumped
7 (July) - I banged
8 (Aug) - I killed
9 (Sept) - I shot
10 (Oct) - I robbed
11 (Nov) - I stabbed
12 (Dec) - i ate
Pick the day (number) you were born on
01 - a mop
02 - a homeless guy
03 - william beckett
04 - sisky business
05 -pete wentz
06 - A toothbrush
07 - shaant hacikyan
08 - your mom
09 - travis mccoy
10 - Paris Hilton
11 - a glass of milk
12 - gabe saporta
13 - patrick stump
14 - a drunk
15 - a whore
16 - a pot head
17 - alex suarez
18 - a crack head
19 - my lover
20 - victoria asher
21 - Barney
22 - Barney da dinosaur.
23 - the cookie monster
24 - brendon urie
25 -a bum
26 - frosty the snowman
27 -a condom
28 - a french fry
29 - a bag of weed
30 - a bowl of cereal
31 - ryan ross
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing
White - because I have AMAZING boobs
Black - because Im so hood
Pink - because im a crazy a**
Red - because that b***h stole my taco
brown- because I had to
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Grey - because I'm sexy like that
yellow - because I have double D's
Green - because I love to snort cocaine.
Orange - because I smoked crack
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
blue - because im the sexiest girl/boy alive
Tye dye- because I didn't like the way they looked at me
Okay...
So I shot a homeless guy.........
tecknically at the moment i'm not wearing a shirt....just a sweatshirt and a bra...sooo.....
cuz I'm so hood, and I hate my life
OH YEAH THAT'S SO ACURATE!!!
Nezumi Uchiha Community Member 
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