My dad's been sending me stuff again. XD
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1. The latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75%
of the human population.
2. The more I learn about terrorism,
the more I understand the phone company.
3. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
4. Alabama state motto: At least we're not Mississippi.
5. The one good thing about Alzheimer's,
is that you get to meet new people every day.
6. Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
7. Learn from your parent's mistakes. Use birth control.
8. We have enough youth. How about a fountain of 'smart'?
9. A fool and his money, can throw one hell of a party.
10. Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge to produce reproductive organs.
11. Gun control: using both hands.
12. Don't drink and drive! You might hit a bump and spill something.
13. If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not your you.
14. Calling an illegal alien an undocumented immigrant,
is like calling a drug dealer an unlicensed pharmacist.
15. Gaseous clouds have been detected around Uranus.
16. We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
