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what a crazy story~
best 45th birthday ever
Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday,
and I wasn't feeling too hot that
morning anyway.
I went to breakfast knowing my wife
would be pleasant and say "Happy
Birthday," and probably have a present
for me. She didn't even say
"Good Morning," let alone any "Happy
Birthday."
I thought, "Well, that's wives for
you, the children will remember."
The children came in to breakfast and
didn't say a word. When I started
to
leave for the office I was feeling
pretty low and despondent.
As I walked into my office, my
secretary, Janet, said, "Good morning,
boss. Happy Birthday." And I felt a
little better; someone had
remembered.
I worked until noon.
Then, Janet knocked on my door and
said "You know, it's such a
beautiful day outside and it's your
birthday, let's go to lunch, just
you
and me."
I said, "By George, that's the
greatest thing I've heard all day.
Let's go."
We went to lunch.
We didn't go where we normally go; we
went out to the country to a
little private place. We had two
martinis and enjoyed lunch
tremendously.
On the way back to the office, she
said, "You know, it's such a
beautiful day. We don't need to go
back to the office, do we?"
I said, "No, I guess not."
She said, "Let's go to my apartment."
After arriving at her apartment
she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I
think I'll go into the bedroom
and slip into something more
comfortable."
"Sure," I replied excitedly.
She went into the bedroom and, in
about six minutes, she came out
carrying a big birthday cake, followed
by my wife, children, and
dozens of our friends, all singing
Happy Birthday.
And there I sat... on the couch...
naked.
THE END. lol
 seiran_sm · Wed Jan 16, 2008 @ 03:11pm · 0 Comments |
