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me ole crew was sleepin, strayin from their duties aboard the Firey Pheonix. and me, wol , i was enjoin me rum. nothin harmful bout' rum. then, wat al ye know, i was in the briggs of some crusty ship wit me ole crew.... sleepin, unawares of their where a bouts', includin me own. what a bloody idiot am i to have such a crew, nah thats just teh sutuation gettin to me head. i haf te keep telin me self that bloody rubbish. if it werent for me skill and knowledge, and rum, not to forgit me rum, i remembered a chap that showed me all bout' ........."LEVERAGE".

ah, yes leverage. so i used thee bench and walla!!!!!, and that was with plenty of rum. so me bein sneaky n such, i made me way on to the deck. and wat al ye know, sleepin...... the crew of this gosh forsaken hole, sleepin. thas wat ye git me guess. i mean here i am heavily armed. i gots a sword that il gut ye head clean off, and i never gets te use tha darn thing. oh well, less labor on me part. so my crew being idiots of course make one bang as they approach the dingy. wol that didnt wake them up of course. it had to be me,whisperin orders to me crew. wat luck i has. so of course i get out of it, crew being not as cleaver as i, has to battle it out a wittle, and they dont thank me for gettin them out of the bloody briggs. turnsout that crusty ship was captained by an old friend. a bad relationship really. if ye could call it tha anyway. thas wot happens when you have rum. pirate pirate pirate pirate pirate pirate pirate pirate pirate pirate pirate pirate pirate