1. The female ALWAYS makes the rules.
2. The rules are subject to change at any time,without prior notification.
3. No male can possibly know all the rules.
4. If the female suspects the male knows all the rules,she must immediately change some or all the rules.
5. The female is never wrong!!!!
6. If the female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of somthing the male said or did wrong.
7. If rule 6 applies, the male must apologize IMMEDIATLY for causing the misunderstanding.
8. The female can change her mind at any given point in time.
9. The male must NEVER change his mind without the express written concent from the female.
10. The female has every right to e angry or upset at any time.
11. The male must remain calm at ALL times unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The female must under no cirumstances let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. Any attempt to document these rules could result in bodily harm.
14. A man must ask permission to speak on any subject.
15. A mans job is to please a woman at ALL times.
RROFLMMFFAOH rofl
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