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Hot Damn That Girl's on Fire!!
A girl was walking home from school...
...and she sees a man by an apple tree. He says, "I will give you a piece of candy if you go get me an apple."
So the girl climbs the tree, gets him an apple, climbs back down and he gives her a piece of candy.
Later, her mom asks where she got the candy.
She says, "I got an apple from a tree for a man and he gave it to me."
The mom says, "Don't ever do that again, he just wants to look up your skirt to see your underwear."
The next day, she sees the man again. He says, "Get me an apple and I'll give you a bigger piece of candy."
So she climbs the tree, gets the apple, gives it to the man, and takes the candy.
Later, her mom asks where she got such a big piece of candy from.
She says, "The same man as yesterday, for another apple."
The mom yells at her that the man only wants to look up her skirt and see her underwear.
The girl replies, "Don't worry, mama. I was smart- I didn't wear any underwear today!"


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