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(Alright. Despite the extreme amount of rage that spawned this little tyrade, I was reading back over it after hours away from it and realized something. It is funny. Or, at least, it was meant to be funny. I did not write it with amusment in my mind, but on afterthought, I found it rather amusing.
It is my hope, that you will get a giggle out of it as well. 3nodding )
What the ********] What in the name of all the is pure AM I DOING up this early!? NO ONE is up this early! All the good little God-fearing ******** of the world are STILL IN BED!
But me? ... NO! I open my eyes before even the a** crack of dawn, so I can take my POS to the ******** car repair place, so that I can sell my soul for a pair of brake pads!
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stare I am not pleased.
Disclaimer: ******** this s**t. I am going back to bed ... Oh ... Wait ... I CAN NOT! Know why? Go on, try and guess. Nothing? Okay, I will TELL you. I can not return to the sanctity of my nice warm blankets because some retard desided that morning traffic and other people's problems, for some strange reason, had a right to interfer in my existance ... Can anyone tell me why this is wrong? Hm? ... No? Alright, I will bestow THIS little bit of wisdom on you as well. It is because I RULE! Now, this is not simply an exclaimation of narsisism. No, this is a COSMIC LAW. I am a supreme force of Nature ... But for some reason, no one else seems to have noticed. So, until such time as I am given my due as the great godess that I am, I must shlep it with the rest of the rat race.
God, does THAT suck.
 Lotus Sherwolf · Thu Oct 28, 2004 @ 06:00pm · 2 Comments |
