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Gaara's answering machine message:

You have reached Gaara's answering machine. I am probably not home because I'm out killing people and reeking havoc and destruction on the world. Don't leave a message on my machine or I'll kill you. (a moment's silence) On second thought leave a message so I can kill you. Yes, so your blood will mix with my sand I will become stronger. All of you will bow down and marvel at the great Gaara of The Dessert! (Maniac Laughter) Blood! Death! Mayhem! (Laughing dies down and a cough) I will try to get back to you as soon as possible so just leave a message...Please. Beep...

Messages on Gaara's Machine:

Message #1:

(sound of someone hanging up the phone) Beep...

Message #2:

(some guy) Hello. I'm Pete from The Ninja Sand Corporation or NSC. I am just here to inform you that your membership for our monthly sand delivery had been revoked. This is all due to the fact that you killed the delivery boy that was suppose to deliver your sand last month. If you want to continue with our sand delivery program I advise that you...(whirlwind sound in the background.) Sand! What are you doing? Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh! No! Please! Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh! (dead silence)

Message #3

(low demonic voice) This is the Devil speaking. I just want to tell you what a good time I had at your birthday party. I just hope you enjoy the 5 foot long steel bazooka I got you. Maybe next time we can go to an amusement park and "amuse" ourselves. Until next time.

Message #4

(A women) Hello! Gaara this is your mother! You might be wondering how I left this message but it doesn't really matter. Anyway I want to make sure that my little boy has been. Have you been eating your vegetables? Have you been brushing your teeth regularly? Have you been playing nice with the other ninjas? Be honest with me young man. Have you been killing people again? Remember what I told you about killing people! Yes, it's bad to kill people after eating. You should always wait a half hour after eating. Be a good boy. Love you!

Lt. Fork
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Commented on: Mon Jun 27, 2005 @ 11:12pm


	I updated twice. So go back one just in case.... xp

Commented on: Tue Jun 28, 2005 @ 12:12am


	my bear, my ninja bear. what do i need to tell you, you need to be come a ninja first..tee hee.but i have faust so you cant right now.tee hee. ninja

keep_away
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Commented on: Tue Jun 28, 2005 @ 07:32pm


	What?...... xp

Commented on: Wed Jun 29, 2005 @ 04:25pm


	faust.:.( orange scarf).:. and you use it to become a ninja .:.(in school).:. so you cann't become a ninja with out it.:> have it arrow ninja

Commented on: Thu Jun 30, 2005 @ 02:18am


	Lol, oh snap you caught me. rolleyes whee

Commented on: Fri Jul 08, 2005 @ 06:42pm


	tee hee. well i do, do that sometimes key word.-sometimes

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