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THIS IS STRICTLY FOR JOKES! I MAY HAVE USED SOME PEOPLE'S NAMES< BUT IT IS JUST A JOKE!

There is a girl. Her name is Hidei. She is a very happy girl. She has a boyfriend and everything. She had a boyfriend. She has a best friend too. Her boyfriend fell in love with that best friend. Not such a good friend. She got a new crush. That crush was also in love with her best friend. Not such a good crush either. So, she did the next best thing. She killed herself.

The crush, best friend and ex-boyfriend heard about it. They didn't care. Why would they? They're just a bunch of b*stards anyways.

So, two nights past. The best friend was in her room, listening to music. The power went out. No more music for her. She heard knocking on her staircase. Someone was coming up. Apparently carrying a heavy item. Her door knob turned and there was Hidei. Not very happy was she. Covered in blood. She started coming closer and chop chop chop.

The ex and crush heard about the death. How sad were they. But they still didn't care. No, not as much as they should've. Hidei had to fix that. So the next night, while the ex and crush were in the room, they heard knocking. Hidei came through the door singing

*Little Hidei had an axe
Gave her boyfriend 40 wacks
When she saw what she had done
She gave Dillan 41*

wack wack wack

And they were no more. Now they were sorry. And now they cared, as they were bleeding on the floor.