INTRO
IF YOU ARE SET IN YOUR BELIEFS
ABOUT THESE THINGS PUT
THIS BOOK DOWN
NOW!
Now that that's out of the way I must warn those up to this part:
This book contains some angelic nudity
and/or descriptions not suitable for some audiences.
Reader discretion is advised.
...Are the fanatics, lawyers, and children gone? Okay, turn the page.
ABOUT THESE THINGS PUT
THIS BOOK DOWN
NOW!
Now that that's out of the way I must warn those up to this part:
This book contains some angelic nudity
and/or descriptions not suitable for some audiences.
Reader discretion is advised.
...Are the fanatics, lawyers, and children gone? Okay, turn the page.
Choirs
These are in no particular order, or just the random way I wanted them. Here's a run through of the Choirs.
Angels
The average guys who do everything and you never hear of it. That's mostly every Joe on the street and the guys on Myth Busters.
Thrones
God's secret service. Nuff said.
Dominions
Like truck dispatchers, they tell everybody what to do and where to go.
Virtues
The things nobody has anymore. Kidding! If you hate winter, blame them for controlling the seasons. (Except for all of you in Florida and Louisiana. Pwn!)
Principalities
Apparently something else we dropped like last year's out-of-style bag. Nah. they got kicked out like the Powers and hate our freakin guts!
Powers
What's there to say? They're Warrior Angels. They're God's Army. They call us talking monkeys (insert annoyed twitch here). If you try to fight one it's like trying to pwn ten million Sephiroths. As Sora. With no magic or cures for you.
A few, like some of the aforementioned guys are kind of...yeah...stuck down here with us. Granted some of them have quit after...x-number of centuries and sit around or take up post as GAs, but some still kinda hate our guts. Particularly the guts of nephilim, but that comes later. (see Bindings and Abilities for more info on the Powers)
Cherubim
Finally! Some people who DON'T exactly hate us with the burning intensity of a thousand Saudi Arabian suns! You probably know some of the forms thse guys take in art and literature:
The Midget
One of the...more...How should I put this? Less intimidating? Nah. Doesn't seem to have the sense of utter *irk* that the image invokes. The bow and arrows are pretty good, though.
Porn-Star
This is better. Ha! I'm not as small now! Oh, yeah, the sword...BEtter than the midget. (*hiding*)
Many Faces
Wow. Dude. Okay. This basically shows how they can transform and...Damn, talk about eyes in the back of your head. And the sides.
Fluffy
Acuracy is in the fluff. Behold the fluff ball! Lots of wings, eyes, flame and smoke. Yeah, this is Madeleine L'Engle's Proginoske (aka Progo) from Wind in the Door. Say hi.
Seraphim
One of the...more...How should I put this? Less intimidating? Nah. Doesn't seem to have the sense of utter *irk* that the image invokes. The bow and arrows are pretty good, though.
Porn-Star
This is better. Ha! I'm not as small now! Oh, yeah, the sword...BEtter than the midget. (*hiding*)
Many Faces
Wow. Dude. Okay. This basically shows how they can transform and...Damn, talk about eyes in the back of your head. And the sides.
Fluffy
Acuracy is in the fluff. Behold the fluff ball! Lots of wings, eyes, flame and smoke. Yeah, this is Madeleine L'Engle's Proginoske (aka Progo) from Wind in the Door. Say hi.
Seraphim
Like the Cherubim, a Seraph can trasnform. Animal, human, whatever they need to be they can be. Standing from 6 ft to sometimes 9. Huge. Diplomats and soldiers. They'd rather talk you down, but if they have to they will smack you upside the head.
The Archies
Archangels. Surprisingly, nobody's heard of them! So, here they are.
Metatron
Alan Rickman! No, this is who Enoch is now. Not to be confused with Megatron--he is neither the particle nor the Descepticon. He's basically God's spokesman. If the world is about to end or somebody did something stupid, he'll most likely be there with his accent to get his suit ruined. Ha. English.
Michael
Are you surprised? I was! That I didn't notice! How can you know somebody and NOT NOTICE?! Ah, well, if you ever need marriage counselling, look in Iowa or Oklahoma. Anywho, general of the army, looked up to by, hell, everybody. And he does a pretty great job of helping with migraines.
Gabriel
The one crackhead everybody knows, loves, or wants to not have a breakdown while they're around. One minute he's telling some lady she's pregnant, the next he's ready to kill some guy with his freakin BUSTER SWORD OF DEATH! Delivered the Qu'ran and gave Muhammad the guided tour. Also got kicked out more than once, even spending some time as Noah. Nice anger management, Jibby.
Raphael
Rapha-kush! Sometimes the Heavenly doctor, mostly Chris Bailey--Guitar Hero one-man wonder. Randomly using Hermes' cadceus. Helps a lot with ailments and, very rarely, idiots, with good flicks on the head and a "Stop dying, dumbass."
ooh. cliffhanger. I'll have more tomorrow. Till then, TBC. whee
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