*Crs45 walks in to Gold Mountain and walks over to clerk*
Clerk: Hello, how may I help you?
Crs45: Well, um...*reads name tag* Becky...*eyes clerk suspiciously* if that IS your real name...
Clerk: *glances nervously around*.....Erm, yes...that is my real name...
Crs45: Don't play games with me, lady! JUST GIMME SOME FREAKIN' TOKENS, SO I CAN PLAY FREAKIN' SLOTS, TO GET SOME FREAKIN' MONEY....YA FREAKIN' FREAKY FREAK!!!
Clerk: *thrusts bag of tokens to Crs45* Here you go ma'am...
Crs45: Thank you!
Clerk: No...*smiles nervously*..thank you...
Crs45: *sarcastic voice: Ur welcome!
*Crs45 walks over and sits at a stool to play slots*
Crs45: Ahhhh, let's see what I can get outta this peice a s***...
7 year-old sitting next to Crs45:*gasps* You swore!!!!!!
Crs45: What's it to ya?!? HUH? YA GONNA CALL THE FUZZ OR SOMETHING?!? HUH? GONNA WIP OUTTA GUN AND FORCE ME UP AGAINST THE WALL?!?
7 year-old: *starts to cry* Mommy!!!! *runs away to mom*
Crs45:*screams after kid* That's right, kid! You better run! *Wips back around and starts playing Slots game*
*Crs45 loses a game*
Crs45: Ah s***! This friggen' peice a' s***! You can't get a s***'s worth of money outta this s***!
*Young school girl stares at Crs45 with a freaked out expression and Crs45 stares back at her*
Crs45: What are you lookin' at?!? Huh? Is there a huge spider on my face?!? A zit? A huge wad of gum stuck to my forehead? Cabbage in my teeth? S*** SMEERED ALL OVER MY FACE? WHAT ARE YA LOOKIN' AT, PUNK!?!
Young School Girl* N-n-nothing...it's just that...*Thinks of an exscuse*...Ur just so beautiful...Yeah...
Crs45: I know, aren't I? I'm d*** sexy! *Goes back to playing Slots* You can take that, to the bank kid...
Young School Girl:............Okay......
*Crs45 loses another game*
Crs45: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH S***!
*Everyone turns around to look at Crs45:
*Silence*
Crs45:..............*Rips of clothes and reveals sparkly dress*
*Parent covers child's eyes*
*Crs45 breaks out into dance*
*Fergalicious comes on*
Crs45: Fergalicious, definicious, make my boys go loco. They want my treasures so they get their pleasures from my photo. You can see me, you can squeeze me. I am easy, I am sleezy. There are reasons why I tease 'em. Boys just come and go like seasons! FERGALICIOUS! It's hot, hot. FERGALICIOUS....T-T-T-TASTY, TASTY!
Crowd watching:............
Crs45:..............
Crowd:...............................*someone in crowd coughs*
Man in crowd says quietly to his wife: Is this chick serious?
Crowd:.................................
Crs45: C'mon people! This is the s***!
*Crs45 looks at you*
Crs45: *Whispers to you* C'mon, back me up!
Crs45:..........Bah, ur no help...
*Manager comes up to Crs45*
Manager: Exscuse me, ma'am, but you are distracting our guests...
Crs45: Distracting?!? Look at them, they love me!
*crowd is silent*
Manager: *coughs* Yeah, um...I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave...
Crs45: Are you sh**ten me?!? Fine, whatev. I'll go find my stardom else where.
*Crs45 flips off Manager*
*Crs45 flips off manager as walking out of door*
*Crs45 flips off manager as she drives away in car*
....Well, that was a day with Crs45 at Gold Mountain...Wasn't that...something? wink
crs45 Community Member 
|
|
Help this cat on his quest for World Domination!
Community Member