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Genisis:
[20:03] solid.mark: -turns 1/16 my size- o.o
[20:04] gypsyprincess2b: Wait you or me? XD
[20:04] solid.mark: Me o.o
[20:04] solid.mark: lol
[20:05] gypsyprincess2b: haha. XD *prods you with a stick*
[20:05] solid.mark: -holds belly as you prod me- Owie!
[20:05] gypsyprincess2b: =D *puts you in a petri dish*
[20:06] solid.mark: o.o
[20:06] solid.mark: Let me out!
[20:06] gypsyprincess2b: *taps the glass* what did you say? XD
[20:06] gypsyprincess2b: All I heard was "mmmm mmmm mMMMmmm!!"
[20:07] solid.mark: -falls over from vibration of taping- o.o
[20:07] solid.mark: -tries to escape-
[20:08] solid.mark: Please let me out!
[20:08] gypsyprincess2b: *opens the petri dish lid*
[20:08] solid.mark: -runs out of dish- Freedom
[20:10] gypsyprincess2b: *watches you fall into the sink and closes the drain* XD
[20:10] solid.mark: Noooooo!!!! -falls down drain and holds onto side for life-
[20:12] gypsyprincess2b: I closed it ya dumbass. XD that's the plug your holding onto. You're not going to fall ANYWHERE. XD
[20:12] solid.mark: XD
[20:12] solid.mark: Sorreh
[20:12] solid.mark:
[20:12] gypsyprincess2b: crazy boi
[20:12] gypsyprincess2b: XD

[20:13] solid.mark: -walks around sink-
[20:13] solid.mark: Cold
[20:13] gypsyprincess2b: *turns some hot water on* =D
[20:13] gypsyprincess2b: see? I'm a kind caretaker...most of the time
[20:13] gypsyprincess2b: XD
[20:13] solid.mark: woot!
[20:13] solid.mark: -swims around-
[20:14] solid.mark: Warm ^_^
[20:15] gypsyprincess2b: *turns it on more so that it's like a lake to you* -D
[20:15] solid.mark: -tries to keep above water- o.o
[20:16] gypsyprincess2b: Bwahaha *makes a toy sail boat out of paper for you*
[20:17] solid.mark: -gets in it- Phew...thanks
[20:17] gypsyprincess2b: *blows the boat* =D
[20:18] solid.mark: -boat floats across sink- weee!
[20:18] gypsyprincess2b: *makes giant waves* =D
[20:18] gypsyprincess2b: haha
[20:18] gypsyprincess2b: I am god
[20:18] gypsyprincess2b: hear me roar
[20:19] solid.mark: -holds on to boat for life- You are no god!
[20:19] solid.mark:
[20:20] gypsyprincess2b: *creates a whirlpool* I am too god!
[20:21] solid.mark: -boat swirls around whirlpool- Noooo i resist thee!!!!
[20:22] gypsyprincess2b: *pours water into the boat* thall shalt not tempt the lord, your god!
[20:22] solid.mark: -swims in the water- I will die resisting thee!!!
[20:23] gypsyprincess2b: *pours salt into the water* D=
[20:24] solid.mark: Nooo!
[20:25] gypsyprincess2b: I am GOD!
[20:26] solid.mark: No!
[20:27] gypsyprincess2b: *puts salt on you* D=
[20:27] solid.mark: -tries to keep afloat-
[20:28] gypsyprincess2b: *dumps salt on you*
[20:29] solid.mark: -drowns-
[20:29] gypsyprincess2b: *drags you out by your shirt* BAD minion!
[20:30] solid.mark: -hangs by my shirt- I do not accept you as my god
[20:31] gypsyprincess2b: *drops you and walks off*
[20:31] solid.mark: Fine! I accpet you! -falls-
[20:32] gypsyprincess2b: *walks back* repeat?
[20:32] solid.mark: I accept you as my god .... ><
[20:34] gypsyprincess2b: Good little boi. XD *takes you out and puts you inside a jar*
[20:34] solid.mark: -stays in jar- -_-
[20:35] gypsyprincess2b: *opens the lid and puts in food and a mini woman* Bwahaha. Now make me more little minions! *puts a blanket over the jar*
[20:37] solid.mark: -looks at woman- Hmmm
[20:37] gypsyprincess2b: *leaves the room and shouts* Let me know when there are more minions! XD
[20:39] solid.mark: Rawr! --jumps on her-
[20:39] gypsyprincess2b: *making cookies*
[20:41] solid.mark: -15 mins later-
[20:41] gypsyprincess2b: *eats her cookies*
[20:41] solid.mark: Were done
[20:42] solid.mark:
[20:42] gypsyprincess2b: LOL. That's good. XD
[20:42] gypsyprincess2b: am I not a loving god?
[20:43] solid.mark: Yesh you are
[20:43] gypsyprincess2b: =D
[20:44] solid.mark: How did you get the woman though?
[20:44] solid.mark:
[20:44] gypsyprincess2b: I stole one of your ribs. XD
[20:44] solid.mark: No wai =p
[20:45] gypsyprincess2b: You didn't even notice. I used the salt to disolve it and my awesome god powers to recreate it
[20:45] gypsyprincess2b: XD
[20:46] solid.mark: Ow..lol
[20:47] gypsyprincess2b: Bwahahaha
[20:48] solid.mark: lol
[20:49] gypsyprincess2b: XD What to do now that I am god?
[20:50] solid.mark: idk
[20:51] gypsyprincess2b: I know! I'll flood the earth! =D ...wait. I just did that, didn't I?
[20:51] solid.mark: Nope lol
[20:54] gypsyprincess2b: wait. Right. I CREATED the earth. Alright then! ^^ Get an ark! =D
[20:54] solid.mark: XD
[20:54] solid.mark: I dun wanna
[20:54] gypsyprincess2b: You wanna drown? XD
[20:54] gypsyprincess2b: You want that chick to drown?
[20:57] solid.mark: o.o
[20:57] solid.mark: Noes
[20:57] solid.mark: How bout no flood?
[20:58] gypsyprincess2b: God says flood, so there be flood! *lightening*
[20:58] solid.mark: Noo!
[20:58] gypsyprincess2b: *clouds go over your jar*
[20:59] solid.mark: -builds ark in 10 sec-
[20:59] solid.mark: -puts her and me into it-
[20:59] gypsyprincess2b: Good boi. XD
[20:59] solid.mark: lol
[21:00] gypsyprincess2b: now grab your little wife
[21:00] gypsyprincess2b: XD
[21:00] solid.mark: Were already in it
[21:00] gypsyprincess2b: alright! *flood* YAY! =D
[21:01] solid.mark:
[21:01] gypsyprincess2b: ok.
[21:01] gypsyprincess2b: done flooding.
[21:01] gypsyprincess2b: XD
[21:03] solid.mark: Yay!
[21:03] solid.mark:
Exodus:
[21:03] gypsyprincess2b: =D Now go into the desert for 40 days!
[21:04] solid.mark: o.o
[21:04] solid.mark: Hell no
[21:04] gypsyprincess2b: *pours sand into your jar*
[21:04] solid.mark: o.o
[21:06] solid.mark: Noooo
[21:07] gypsyprincess2b: *sandsandsandsandsand*
[21:09] solid.mark: -nowater-
[21:09] gypsyprincess2b: Break open a rock, m'boi! XD
[21:10] solid.mark: lol
[21:10] gypsyprincess2b: You don't believe me foo? *throws in a stick*
[21:11] solid.mark: -breaks open a rock-
[21:12] solid.mark: No wai
[21:12] gypsyprincess2b: ya wai
[21:12] solid.mark: Orly?
[21:12] gypsyprincess2b: Ya Rly.
[21:12] gypsyprincess2b: *and thus the owl is created*
[21:13] solid.mark: lol
[21:14] gypsyprincess2b: OMGNOWAIWTFBBQ?!
[21:15] solid.mark: OMFG ORLY?!?!?
[21:16] gypsyprincess2b: NOWAI d00d!

~*~To be continued.~*~