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One suckish day, a man named Phil was late to a very important buiness meeting.
He was driving at a speed of 80 mph on a road with a 20 mph speed limit. He kept swearing to himself because, if he was TOO late, it would cost him the job that pays for his house, car, family, and his Dad's bail money from prison. All of a sudden, a cow came into view and Phil was ticked off beacuse he was late for an important meeting that could not be afforded to miss, and this slab of beef is in his way.
Phil then screams,"F*** this cow! I'm late!" He then slams on the gas pedal, now going about 100 mph and rams the cow, full speed. Phil gets out of the car and sees the cow lying there. He poked it to see if it was still kickin'....dead.
"I'M HAVIN' BURGERS TONIGHT!" Phil declares, as he straps the cow to the back of his car. He then drives to the meeting with his cow flapping in the wind and once at the meeting, he is fired for showing up late and coming to a meeting with a bloody dead cow strapped to his work car. Since he is fired, his work car is tooken away, and calls his wife on the pay phone because his work phone was also tooken away.
When Phil arrives home, he recieves a good whoopin' from his wife and is sent to his room. He is grounded from the T.V., video games, and most importantly, is banned from gaia for a week. Poor 'Ole Philly...