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I like hubcaps, I like laundry,
I like waffles, I like ant farms,
I like recess, picnics, and eatin' pork 'n beans!
I like tinfoil and bow ties,
I like cardboard and moon pies,
When I'm soakin' in the bathtub, I like shootin' submarines!
Shootin' submarines.
I like Goofy, I like Droopy,
I like Charles Nelson Reilly,
I like Hee-Haw, Fat Albert, 'n I also like corn.
I like cornflakes, corn dogs,
I like cornbread and cornstarch.
I like the band Korn and popcorn, I like all kindsa corn.
All kindsa corn!
I like egg rolls and crab rolls,
Crab legs but not frog legs,
I like duck sauce with duct tape,
And stompin' on the bed.
I like Popeye and Pipeye,
Pupeye, Poopeye, Peepeye,
Olive Oyl and Bluto, 'n fallin' on my head.
Fallin' on my head.
I like dough and basketti
'N bigfoot 'n yeti,
I like Veronica 'n Betty,
Don't call me Jughead.
I like gumballs and rum balls,
I like cheese balls and cheesecake,
I like pineapple upside down cake. Why's it upside down?
Why's it upside down?!