RED DWARF RULES!!!! If you have never seen red dwarf then i recommend that you do! Its this series about a mining ship called Red Dwarf and its crew. Most of red dwarfs crew died when the drive plate wasnt sealed properly and the crew got a lethal does of cadmium 12 or something along those lines. Anyway the ships bum Dave Lister or Lister as he is always called gets put in stasis for having an unquarantined cat Frankenstein on board the ship. When Lister is eventually released from stasis he emerges to find that the entire crew is dead. Holly the ships computer supposedly with an iq of 6000 goes through an amazing long procedure of trying to convince Lister every one is dead " Yes Peterson, everybody, everybody is dead Dave" and in the end deciding he should never have been let out in the first place. One of Listers crew mates Arnold Judas Rimmer 2nd technician is brought back as a hologram much to Listers dismay. Frankenstein pregnant at the time of the drive plate explosion ends up starting an evolutionary process where the cats are humanlike in appearance and they are capable of human speech.
Anyway the series follows the crew on many adventures and if you watch the first episode i guarantee that u will love it.
some awesome quotes and possibly the worlds best similes.
"as dead as a can of spam"
"IQ of 6000, same IQ as 6000 pe teachers"
"IQ of 6000, same as 12000 car park attendants"
"Tighter than an Italian waiters pants"
"You are how you look Listy and i look... LIKE COMPLETE AND TOTAL TIT!!"
Just watch it and im sure that you will love it as much as i do
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