Lately, this one vegetarian has been giving me crap about eating meat.

I mean seriously, Vegeatables too are living orginisims, are you throwing a fit about some underpaid field worker brutally ripping your cabbage out of the ground and tossing it into a truck full of other dead cabbages????
Think about that next time you eat your salad!

Thank You Verry Much!
…You don’t really want to mess with me tonight!"