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REMEMBER: This is a representation of what my thought process is like, it's not making fun of anyone but myself, yadda yadda yadda, I'm not actually schizo, yadda yadda, enjoy
Voice 1: You know what's GREAT about life?
Voice 2: no, what?
Voice 1: um...oh I forgot...well what do you feel like doing today?
Voice 2: ....oh um....uh....I know this one...
Voice 1: don't hurt yourself..it would be a really bad story to have to tell the doctors at the hospital...
Voice 2: Shut up...
Voice 1: No I'm serious! Can you imagine me going in there and being like "Yeah, she hurt herself thinking too hard"
Voice 2: .....you're such a morom....
Voice 1: your face is a moron...
Voice 2: your MOM is a moron!
Voice 1:..yeah...she is...
Voice 2:......oh yeah.....anyways...um...what so ya think about--
Voice 1: Don't you dare try to start small talk with me...
Voice 2: How do you know it was going to be small talk?! It could have been really big talk!
Voice 1:....
Voice 2:...you know! like size 36 font or something!
Voice 1:..why do I even talk to you...?
Voice 2: oh I know this one! cuz I'm all you have!
Voice 1:...*hits head on wall*
 Sarpe_Drac · Thu Sep 27, 2007 @ 03:39am · 3 Comments |
