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	Kingdom of Heaven
	Kingdom of Heaven


Kingdom of Heaven's about a knight in search of the Kingdom of Heaven to relieve his sins..and protecting the city of Jerusalem. Starring: Orlando Bloom Jeremy Irons Liam Neeson David Thewlis Eva Green Marton Csokas(sp????) This movie is absolutely amazing, I recommend you see it immediately! Rating: 5/5 Wes Kraven · Sun May 29, 2005 @ 05:19pm · 6 Comments


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	I found some funny jokes at coolquiz.com. Hope ya enjoy!P A man went to the hardware store with his Great Dane and when he arrived, he tied the dog up outside and went in to shop. A few minutes later, another fellow walked in and the following conversation ensued Second man Is that your dog outside? First man Yes. What of it? Second man Well, I think my dog may have killed him. First man, stunned What kind of dog do you have that can kill a Great Dane? Second man Well, he's a Chihuahua. First man Ha! How can a Chihuahua kill a Great Dane? Second man Well, I think he may have gotten stuck in his throat. Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Tim?" "My goldfish died," replied Tim tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him." The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your cat." Offline Wes Kraven · Community Member · Mon May 30, 2005 @ 05:14am


	On some air bases, the military is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the control tower in the middle. One day the tower received a call from an aircraft asking, "What time is it?" The tower responded, "Who is calling?" The aircraft replied, "What difference does it make?" The tower replied, "It makes a lot of difference. If you're a United Airlines Flight, it's 3 o'clock. If you're an Air Force flight, it's 1500. If you're a Navy flight, it's 6 bells. If you're an Army flight, the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 3. If you're a Marine Corps flight, it's Thursday afternoon. During an Army war game, a commanding officer's jeep got stuck in the mud. The C.O. saw some men lounging around nearby and asked them to help him get unstuck. "Sorry sir," said one of the loafers, "but we've been classified dead and the umpire said we couldn't contribute in any way." The C.O. turned to his driver and said, "Go drag a couple of those dead bodies over here and throw them under the wheels to give us some traction." Q Why was the Army cook so depressed when he was discharged? A Because every recipe he knew was "Serves 2000". Offline Wes Kraven · Community Member · Mon May 30, 2005 @ 05:15am


	During camouflage training at army boot camp, a private disguised as a tree made a sudden move and was spotted by a visiting general. "You simpleton!" the officer barked. "Don't you know that by jumping and yelling the way you did, you could have endangered the lives of the entire company?" "Yes sir," the solder answered apologetically. "But, if I may say so, I did stand still when a flock of pigeons used me for target practice. And, I never moved a muscle when a large dog peed on my lower branches." He continued, "But, when two squirrels ran up my pants leg and I heard the bigger one say, 'Let's eat one now and save the other until winter' - that did it." As the sun rose over Parris Island, the senior drill instructor realized that one of his recruits had gone AWOL. A search party was dispatched immediately. After a few hours the recruit was discovered hiding in some bushes. He was sent back to the base and promptly escorted to the drill instructor's office. The instructor asked the young recruit, "Why did you go AWOL?" The recruit replied, "My first day here you issued me a comb, and then proceeded to cut my hair off. The second day you issued me a toothbrush, and sent me to the dentist, who proceeded to pull all my teeth. The third day you issued me a jock strap, and I wasn't about to stick around and find out what would follow that SIR." I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat. Offline Wes Kraven · Community Member · Mon May 30, 2005 @ 05:17am


	A concert goer was coming out of a classical concert when he saw a lonely hurt cat. He brought the cat home and tended to his paw and gave the cat a bath. a few weeks after that, he was very very busy with his work that he had to ignore the cat for a bit. The cat ran away. After days of searching, the cat came back home because he was hungry. Joe, the owner picked up the cat and said "Can you ever forgive me? I was so caught up in my work that I didn't pay any attention to you." The cat then replied "You had me at cello." blaugh Offline Wes Kraven · Community Member · Thu Jun 02, 2005 @ 05:12pm


	<center> blaugh OMG I love the cat one!!</center> Offline jibberish · Community Member · Fri Jun 03, 2005 @ 03:53am


	My fave ish da squirrel one blaugh Offline Wes Kraven · Community Member · Sun Jun 05, 2005 @ 01:10pm

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