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1. At lunch time, sit in
your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars.
See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise
your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want
fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'IN'.

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over
their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all
your checks, write 'for smuggling diamonds'.

7. Finish all your sentences
with 'in accordance with the prophecy'.

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As
often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever
you go out to eat - with a serious face.

11. Specify that your
drive-through order is 'to go'.

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Put
mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day at
work.

14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

15. Five
days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because
you're not in the mood.

16. Have your coworkers address you by your
wrestling name, Rock Bottom.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream 'I
won! I won!'

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot
yelling, 'run for your lives, they're loose!!

19. Tell your children over
dinner 'due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.'

20.
And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity . e-mail this to
someone to make them smile and laugh. Its called therapy.

no you don't have to send this to people...i thought it was funny