[X] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[X] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have run into a glass/screen door.
[] You have jumped out/off of a moving vehicle.
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed out loud, then people gave you weird looks.
[X] You have run into a tree.
[] It Is possible to lick your elbow
[X] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[X] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[X!!!] You just tried to sing them.
[X] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[x] You have had the the Matrix explained to you and you still don't get it.
[X] You didn't notice that in the last question "the" was spelled twice.
[X] You just looked at it.
[x] Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.
[X] People have called you slow.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[X] You have caught yourself drooling.
[x] Somebody ELSE has caught you drooling.
[] You've fallen asleep in class.
[x] If someone says "fart" you laugh.
[] sometimes you just stop thinking.
[X] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about.
[x] People shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[] You have eaten a bug.
[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, hair or pocket.
[X] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[] Your friends know not to use big words around you.
[X] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
[x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
[X] The word "umm" is used many times a day.
... More than eighteen means your stupid.
OMFG!!!!!!!! I'm stupid!
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