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I've had this smell emitting from my house for weeks now. I was able to work up the courage to check it out yesterday, and what I found was startling to say the least. Some how, a mongoose got into our house, stole some loose aluminum foil, and my bag of......um....oergeno. It made it's nest under the house and ate all of my stash and the foil, giving it metal poisoning. It was dead for a week when we found it, so I decided to torch the p***k for eating me out of $100. That's why I don't trust Ruth Bader-Ginsburg