here are some of my favorite quotes from Wicked!!!!!!!
Elphaba: What?! What are you looking at? Okay, let's get this over with. No, I'm not seasick, yes, I've always been green, no, I didn't chew grass as a child.
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Dillamond: Settle down, now! I have read your most recent essays. And I am amazed to report the progress! Although, some of us still tend to favor form over content... Ms. Glinda.
Galinda: It's GAlinda. W-With a GA
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Galinda: Your very first party ever!! Oh I know! Let's tell each other something we've never told anyone... I'll go first: Fiyero and I are going to be married!
Elphaba: Really? He's asked you already?
Galinda: Oh, he doesn't know yet
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Elphaba: This is never going to work!
Galinda: Oh Elphie, you mustn't think that way anymore! Your whole life is going to change... and all because of me. Okay, stand...And now I will turn your frock into a beautiful ball gown! Stand up... She Picks Up Her Wand And Waves It. Ball gown!!! Nothing Happens, So She Repeats. Ball GOWN!!! Still Nothing Happens. She Taps Her Wand On The Bed. Is this thing on?
Elphaba: Do you want me to try?
Galinda: No, I've got it! She Throws The Wand Down. Oh, just wear the frock... it's pretty!
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Glinda:And what exactly have you been doing besides riding around on that filthy, old....broom stick?
Elphaba: Well, we can't all come and go by bubble.
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Elphaba: Now wait just a clock tick! Fiyro never belonged to you, he doesn't love you, and he never did! He loves me!
Glinda Slaps Her.
Elphaba: Cackles. Feel better now?
Glinda: Yes, I do.
Elphaba: Good, so do I.
She Slaps Glinda. Glinda Then Twirls Her Wand Skillfully And Elphaba Arms Herself With Her Broom. They Charge At Each Other And Then Drop Their "Weapons" And Beat Each Other Senselessly. Glinda Takes Elphaba's Hat Off Her Head And Begins To Whack Her With It. The Guards Run In.
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Dorothy is in a dungeon
Elphaba: Oh, for Oz's sake, stop crying!!! I can't listen to it anymore! Oh, you want to see your Aunt Em and your Uncle What's-his-name again?! Then get those shoes off your feet!!! Little brat... takes a dead woman's shoes; must have been raised in a barn
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Fiyro: So, what's the most swankafyed place in town?
Galinda: That would be the Ozdustballroom!
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