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30 very weird, yet funny ways to answer the phone |
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1. Get on the roof and say, Hello, this is God
2.(I htly recomend this one!) If they ask for somebody say "shhhhh! (the person they ask for) is sleeping, you're too loud, please quiet down". After they quiet down yell "WHAT, I CAN'T HEAR YOU, SPEAK UP!!!" then hang up.
3. Drop ice cubes in the toilet then say "sorry, Im busy"
4. Hello, this is (your last name)s Pizza. May I take your order?
5. If its a telemarketer, after everything they say, say "thats not true!!!"
6. Say there's somebody on the other line, then press a random number, and act like your talking to someone else
7. If its a telemarketer, say hey (friends name) Cmon (friends name) cut it out. I know its you (friends name).
8. Start singing Row, Row, Row your Boat very, very slowly. Then at the end of the song if they haven't hung up say You're the only one that hasn't fallen asleep. Then sing it again.
9. 911 what is your emergency? if they say I'm sorry I got the wrong number say How could you? There's only three digits. I'm sending an officer.
10. I'm sorry my mommy says I'm not supposed to talk to strangers
11. If they ask to talk to your parents start playing Mary had a Little Lamb (6,5,4,5,6,6,6,5,5,5,8,9,9,6,5,4,5,6,6,6,5,5,6,5,4)
12. Oh my gosh! I though you weren't supposed to get out of jail till another year!!!
13. "shhhh! I playing hind and go seek." Then if they say something, say "Damn! You made them find me."
14. When you answer the phone say nothing, then if they say something, say this is (some random name)s mom. My daughter is deaf. She said that you insulted her. LEAVE MY FAMILY ALONE!!!
15. Give the phone to a little kid and let them babble to the person
16. Hello, you have reached the hotline for idiots!!!
17. Hello you have reached the (last name). Were sorry, but were unviable right now. Please leave your name and number and a message after the beep. Press a random number and see if they leave a message.
18. If its those phone surveys, after every question say Ill never tell you!!!
19. Have a dog barking in the background then scream IM BEING ATTACK BY A DOG then hang up.
20. If theyre trying to sell you something, try to sell something to them.
21. Can you hear me now.good. keep doing that till they hang up.
22. If its a telemarketer let them talk. When theyre finish if they say thank you for your time say Yeah!!! Well, you SURE DONT SOUND VERY THANKFUL!!!
23. If its a telemarketer let them talk for a while, then say something random like Do you like cheese? keep repeating that until they answer.
24. Turn the TV on then put it up to the phone, and act like your talking to the TV.
25. Say in perfect English I DONT SPEAK ENGLISH, SO QUIT CALLING ME!!!
26. Im blind, so can you repeat that.
27. If theyre trying to sell you some skin product say I dont have skin
28. If its I carpet cleaning company ask the Can you get blood out. How about human blood? Theres a lot of human blood on my carpet. Oh look the mail man coming, theres about to be more human blood. (keep in mind that the person might call the cops)
29. Tell them you have some business to do, then make farting noises.
30. If theyre the opposite gender has you, say Oh honey why havent you called in such along time?
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Aira-Sinco · Fri Aug 10, 2007 @ 08:01am · 3 Comments |
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