Answer Below~!
If I were a month I would be: May
If I were a day of the week I would be: Thursday//Tuesday
If I were a time of day I would be: Midnight
If I were a planet I would be: Pluto
If I were a sea animal I would be: Polar Bear
If I were a direction I would be: Backwards
If I were a stone, I would be: a Rock.
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: a Bed
If I were a sin I would be: Lust
If I were a drink I would be: Fruity
If I were a tree, I would be: Fire-wood.
If I were a bird, I would be: a Doh-Doh.
If I were a flower/plant: Venus Fly Trap
If I were a kind of weather: Thunder//Lightning Storm
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: a Guitar
If I were a song, I would be: "Wake Me Up When September Ends" by Green Day
If I were a sound, I would be: Silence
If I were any animal, I would be: Leopard
If I were a color, I would be: Gray
If I were an emotion, I would be: Sarcastic//Brutally Honest
If I were an element, I would be: Air
If I were a vegetable, I would be: In A Vegetarian
If I were a fruit, I would be: a Raspberry
If I were a book, I would be written by: Edgar Allen Poe
If I were a food, I would be: Bland
If I were a place, I would be: A Cemetary
If I were a material, I would be: Used to keep you warm at night.
If I were a taste, I would be: Delicious
If I were an object, I would be: a Condom
If I were a body part I would be: ...*No comment from too much laughing,*
If I were a subject in school I would be: Dramatic
If I were a cartoon character I would be: Jack Skellington
If I were a shape I would be a: Heart//AOL Symbol
If I were a number I would be: Thirteen
If I were a scent, I would be: Axe body spray
If I were a word, I would be: [********]
If I were a dog, I would be: Deaf, Blind, and Dumb.
If I were a cat, I would be: Sleek and Sly
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: Unicorn//Demon//Mermaid
If I were a month I would be: May
If I were a day of the week I would be: Thursday//Tuesday
If I were a time of day I would be: Midnight
If I were a planet I would be: Pluto
If I were a sea animal I would be: Polar Bear
If I were a direction I would be: Backwards
If I were a stone, I would be: a Rock.
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: a Bed
If I were a sin I would be: Lust
If I were a drink I would be: Fruity
If I were a tree, I would be: Fire-wood.
If I were a bird, I would be: a Doh-Doh.
If I were a flower/plant: Venus Fly Trap
If I were a kind of weather: Thunder//Lightning Storm
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: a Guitar
If I were a song, I would be: "Wake Me Up When September Ends" by Green Day
If I were a sound, I would be: Silence
If I were any animal, I would be: Leopard
If I were a color, I would be: Gray
If I were an emotion, I would be: Sarcastic//Brutally Honest
If I were an element, I would be: Air
If I were a vegetable, I would be: In A Vegetarian
If I were a fruit, I would be: a Raspberry
If I were a book, I would be written by: Edgar Allen Poe
If I were a food, I would be: Bland
If I were a place, I would be: A Cemetary
If I were a material, I would be: Used to keep you warm at night.
If I were a taste, I would be: Delicious
If I were an object, I would be: a Condom
If I were a body part I would be: ...*No comment from too much laughing,*
If I were a subject in school I would be: Dramatic
If I were a cartoon character I would be: Jack Skellington
If I were a shape I would be a: Heart//AOL Symbol
If I were a number I would be: Thirteen
If I were a scent, I would be: Axe body spray
If I were a word, I would be: [********]
If I were a dog, I would be: Deaf, Blind, and Dumb.
If I were a cat, I would be: Sleek and Sly
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: Unicorn//Demon//Mermaid
TESTICAL!!